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Priest and Hunter (Read 202 times)
Mar 19th, 2005 at 6:59pm
Souichiro   Ex Member

 
In Dutch this one is really funny I hope it doesn't lose anything of it in the translation.

On a summer day a priest and a hunter go out hunting. While walking in the forest the hunter sees a deer, He aims, He shoots and misses. "G#d damn I missed "he shouts. The priest who hears the swearing says to the hunter:"Do not swear or you shall be punished by the man up there". The hunter mumbles something and they continue. The hunter sees a Rabbit, once again he aims he shoots he misses and once again "G#d damn I missed", the priest warns him again. They continue their hunt and the hunter spots some ducks. He aims He shoots he misses. G#d damn I missed immediately lightning strikes down from heaven hitting the priest. The pries falls down dead on the floor. The hunter looks at the priest and hears a voice from up heaven "G#d damn I missed".
 
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Reply #1 - Mar 19th, 2005 at 9:54pm

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LMAO, thats great.

when I saw the title, I was affraid this was going to be a racist joke I heard once. That would really anger the mod up there...you know... Pete.
 

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Reply #2 - Mar 19th, 2005 at 10:00pm

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Reply #3 - Mar 20th, 2005 at 2:04pm
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Thought It wouldnt give problems this one if it offends someone ill remove it
 
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Reply #4 - Mar 20th, 2005 at 3:01pm

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No worries, it's a good sense of humor.. Smiley
 
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Reply #5 - Mar 22nd, 2005 at 12:51am

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Moderator: *Goes to click delete button* Goddam, I missed.
 

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