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Priest and Hunter (Read 202 times)
Mar 19
th
, 2005 at 6:59pm
Souichiro
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In Dutch this one is really funny I hope it doesn't lose anything of it in the translation.
On a summer day a priest and a hunter go out hunting. While walking in the forest the hunter sees a deer, He aims, He shoots and misses. "
G#d damn I missed
"he shouts. The priest who hears the swearing says to the hunter:"Do not swear or you shall be punished by the man up there". The hunter mumbles something and they continue. The hunter sees a Rabbit, once again he aims he shoots he misses and once again "
G#d damn I missed
", the priest warns him again. They continue their hunt and the hunter spots some ducks. He aims He shoots he misses.
G#d damn I missed
immediately lightning strikes down from heaven hitting the priest. The pries falls down dead on the floor. The hunter looks at the priest and hears a voice from up heaven "
G#d damn I missed
".
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Mar 19
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LMAO, thats great.
when I saw the title, I was affraid this was going to be a racist joke I heard once. That would really anger the mod up there...you know... Pete.
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Mar 19
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ROFL! That's a goodun
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Mar 20
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Souichiro
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Thought It wouldnt give problems this one if it offends someone ill remove it
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Mar 20
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No worries, it's a good sense of humor..
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Moderator: *Goes to click delete button* Goddam, I missed.
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