Three blonde women were dying on the pavement, and a police officer came up to them.

"Why did you girls jump off that building? You could have had a great life!"
said the officer.

"We were testing our new wings.."
replies one of the girls.

The officer is quite bemused, as he cannot see anything resembling "wings". Suddenly he notices some tampons on the ground, near the girls.

"....the tampon wings..." she adds.


A.