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Mar 7^th, 2005 at 6:03pm

Woodlouse2002 Offline
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Micheal Jackson.

Micheal Jackson who?

Wait for it............ Grin

You're on the jury.

Grin

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Reply #1 - Mar 7^th, 2005 at 6:48pm

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Reply #2 - Mar 7^th, 2005 at 7:10pm

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LOL

very funny Grin

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Reply #3 - Mar 7^th, 2005 at 7:26pm

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Boo Hiss and yuck! Grin

Watch out Woody, the Jackson defense team might slap a gag order on you like they did to Jay Leno....lmao....Leno is using a surrogate joke teller to tell his Jackson jokes. Grin

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Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

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Reply #4 - Mar 7^th, 2005 at 10:01pm

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lol...

I heard that before the pope went into the hospital he spoke on the topic of micahel Jackson...

I guess his main point is that if Jackson keeps molesting these little boys the catholic church is gonna have to make him a priest!

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Reply #5 - Mar 8^th, 2005 at 4:40am

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lol...

I heard that before the pope went into the hospital he spoke on the topic of micahel Jackson...

I guess his main point is that if Jackson keeps molesting these little boys the catholic church is gonna have to make him a priest!

LMAO, That's a good one...... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #6 - Mar 8^th, 2005 at 7:14pm

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Woody that's an old one, still good though.

Sarah

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Reply #7 - Mar 9^th, 2005 at 12:04am

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LOL @ the main joke and at superfortress' pope joke.

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Reply #8 - Mar 9^th, 2005 at 5:12pm

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Woody that's an old one, still good though.

Sarah

I've never claimed to be a purveyer of new and exciting jokes. Infact for me, the older, and worse they get the better. For example: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A prawn.

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Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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