Simviation Forum - 3 blondes on an Island

Mar 6^th, 2005 at 5:24pm

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3 blondes were shipwrecked and had been stranded on an Island for weeks, they were running out of supplies from the wreck and realised they had to leave this island if they were to survive, unfortunatly none knew what to domp One day one of the girls finds a lamp. After she rubs it out pops a genie, the genie then declares that he will grant one wish to each girl.
The first wishes to be 10 times smarter so that she can find a way home. There is a flash and she is now brunnette, she then proceedes to swim from the island to shore and survives.
The second wishes to be 100 times smarter, there is a flash and she is now a read head. She then chops down some palm trees, builds a raft and sails to shore.
The third girls wishes to be 1000 times smarter, there is a flash and she is now a man, he then walked across the bridge....

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Reply #1 - Mar 6^th, 2005 at 5:43pm

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Ah hahahahahahaha!!! Grin

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Reply #2 - Mar 6^th, 2005 at 6:38pm

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lol, nice

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Reply #3 - Mar 6^th, 2005 at 9:41pm

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LOL! Sexist but funny!

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Reply #4 - Mar 6^th, 2005 at 10:21pm

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Now that is good!!

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Reply #5 - Mar 7^th, 2005 at 1:52am

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Ouch!

No wonder we have so few female members here. Grin

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Reply #6 - Mar 7^th, 2005 at 6:43am

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Ouch!

No wonder we have so few female members here. Grin

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Reply #7 - Mar 7^th, 2005 at 12:54pm

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Not really. You should see the jokes they tell about us. Shocked

LOL! This is gud for a laugh Grin

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Reply #8 - Mar 7^th, 2005 at 6:59pm

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Lol.............. Grin

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Reply #9 - Mar 8^th, 2005 at 7:12pm

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Very good.

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Reply #10 - Mar 9^th, 2005 at 12:03am

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LOL

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Reply #11 - Apr 23^rd, 2005 at 9:22am

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lol good one Cheesy

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Reply #12 - Apr 26^th, 2005 at 2:34pm

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Very good.

I am one of the least sexist women you will ever meet, keep them coming.....

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Probably not a blonde, either... Grin

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