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9 Months Later (Read 242 times)
Mar 5th, 2005 at 4:17pm

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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.   

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do." said Bob.

"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"


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"She just died and left me everything."

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?) Now keep that smile for the rest of the day.

Grin

 

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Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Reply #1 - Mar 5th, 2005 at 4:37pm

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Nice, very nice. Grin
 

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Reply #2 - Mar 5th, 2005 at 5:39pm

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lol, will have to keep that little trick in mind Cheesy
 
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Reply #3 - Mar 5th, 2005 at 6:28pm

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lol! Smiley Amazingly good story! Wink
 
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Reply #4 - Mar 6th, 2005 at 9:57am

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Brilliant Grin Grin Grin
 

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Reply #5 - Mar 6th, 2005 at 2:36pm
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Grin Grin Grin


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Reply #6 - Mar 8th, 2005 at 7:43pm

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Brilliant!!!
 

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
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