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Feb 28
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, 2005 at 11:41am
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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian oman for several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
Honey, she said, "You received a very strange post card
today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.
This may have already been posted before, if so....sorry
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
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Feb 28
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Yep, been posted before, bout a week ago if that....
However since you included the disclaimer at the bottom of your post, we shall forigive you this time..
However if we see you bring this subject up again, in a few weeks we reserve the right to call in the V-squad with their marmalade bombs!
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Feb 28
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Oh well all I can say is-
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Feb 28
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Feb 28
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Now that's a toothy grin......
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Feb 28
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I'd forgotten that one, it still cracks me up
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Feb 28
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allrighty then, you really want to play that way? Ozzy, arm the bombs, and next time he turns his back get em sticky!
Make it orange too...
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Feb 28
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Feb 28
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allrighty then, you really want to play that way? Ozzy, arm the bombs, and next time he turns his back get em sticky!
Make it orange too...
Nanny, Nanny, Booboo
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Feb 28
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Notice the name in the lower left corner as well!
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Feb 28
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Notice the name in the lower left corner as well!
Wow, that certainly is a big one......lmao
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Feb 28
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Wow, that certainly is a big one......lmao
Hey! Watch it! We've got children on these forums!!!
oops, I guess you were probably talking about the marmalade bomb right?
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Feb 28
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Hey! Watch it! We've got children on these forums!!!
oops, I guess you were probably talking about the marmalade bomb right?
LMAO, yes I was.....
Are we bragging now.....hmmmm....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Feb 28
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hehehe, nope not bragging honest....
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Hah. Not bad.
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&
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