Simviation Forum - Who's in charge?

Feb 23^rd, 2005 at 5:52pm

Hagar Offline
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BODY MEETING :

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the

brain

, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".

"I should be in charge," said the

blood

, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the

stomach

," because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the

legs

, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the

eyes

, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the

rectum

, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the

rectum

and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the

brain

, had a terrible headache, the

stomach

was bloated, the

legs

got wobbly, the

eyes

got watery, and the

blood

was toxic. They all decided that the

rectum

should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The

a$$hole

is usually in charge !!

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Reply #1 - Feb 23^rd, 2005 at 7:42pm

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LMAO!

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Reply #2 - Feb 23^rd, 2005 at 8:10pm

Jared Offline
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hehehe, can I do a Andrew? Can I, can I?

"Been posted before..."

But it's ok buddy... Wink

I'll let ya go this time as you don't come around this side of the forums as often as some of us... Wink

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Reply #3 - Feb 24^th, 2005 at 2:33am

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LOL. well, ive never heard it, and I'll be repeating it at work.

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Reply #4 - Feb 26^th, 2005 at 7:04pm

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An old favourite, and alas true Grin

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Reply #5 - Feb 26^th, 2005 at 7:14pm

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10/10 for presentation!

Who switched the lights off? I can't see a thing....... Hold on, my eyes were closed. Oops, my bad...............&&

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Reply #6 - Feb 26^th, 2005 at 7:19pm

Hagar Offline
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10/10 for presentation!

Thanks. I have no life either. Roll Eyes

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Reply #7 - Feb 26^th, 2005 at 7:34pm

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Thanks. I have no life either. Roll Eyes

A worthy note-I'll make sure to put a sticky on my computer-

Note to self- 1. Hagar has no life
2. Neither do you, smartass

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Reply #8 - Feb 26^th, 2005 at 9:00pm

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Quote:

The

a$$hole

is usually in charge !!

Quote:

An old favourite, and alas true Grin

If you've ever been in the military....any military, in any country, you find this out EXTREMELY quickly....lol

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Reply #9 - Mar 1^st, 2005 at 8:42pm