A young lad from the city goes to visit his uncle, a farmer.  For the first few days, the uncle shows him all the usual things, chickens, cows crops, etc.  After three days, however, it is obvious that the nephew is getting bored, and the uncle is running out of things to amuse him.  Finally, the uncle has an Idea.

'Why don't you grab a gun, take the dogs and go shooting?'  This seems to cheer the nephew up, and with enthusiasm, off he goes, dogs in tow.  After a few hours, the nephew retuns.

'how did you enjoy that?' asks the uncle.

It was great!' exclaims nephew, 'Got any more dogs?'

oops!

This reminds me to never trust anyone, never assume that they know what you meant, and/or, what they are doing.... 

LOL I kind of knew that was coming from the first few sentances but still, hillarious!!