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little green man.... (Read 240 times)
Feb 22
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There was a lil' green man who went to his lil' green house. He went to his lil' green shower and turned the lil' green tap on. He heard the lil' green doorbell ring, so he turned off the lil' green tap, put on a lil' green towel and opened the lil' green door! There was his lil' green girlfriend. The lil' green man opened his lil' green arms out wide to give her a lil' green hug! He wanted to give her a "surprise." His lil' green towel went off and the lil' green girlfriend ran across the lil' green street screaming, got hit by a lil' green car and died.
The rule is: never run across the road when the green man is flashing.
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Don't your crosswalk signs have little green men on them? All of em around here do!
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If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
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