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My Worst Jokes (Read 218 times)
Feb 20
th
, 2005 at 5:46am
The Mad Robster
Ex Member
Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Because he felt like it.
The bald man tried to cross the road to get to the barbers.
- But bald men don't need to get their hair cut.
What's brown and sticky?
- A stick.
Oh well. Maybe next time lol.
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Feb 20
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Jared
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oh no!
well thankfully those are you worst jokes....
*groans*
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Feb 22
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jimclarke
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Those are pretty bad...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
She wanted to see the man laying bricks.
Jim
No God? Know God!
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Feb 23
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, 2005 at 10:48pm
dUncE
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The bald man tried to cross the road to get to the barbers.
- But bald men don't need to get their hair cut.
No, but they do need their eyebrows trimmed.
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