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Flippin Kids!!! (Read 1127 times)
Feb 16
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I need someone to share my story with, if it bores you, oh well.
Anyway... It was a nice sunny morning, and i was due to take up a child for a flight after he one a prize that i had given to a charity raffle thing, we took off from cambridge airport EGSU in a Cessna 172...time passes... Towards the end of the flight she wasn't flying well at all, (sudden changes in altidude occuring) after a while it started getting worse and i started getting worried seeing as there was no wind to cause the sudden vertical movements. I thought it was best to land so i did my landing checks, but whilst looking towards the right set of instruments, i noticed that this kids leg was moving up and down (because he was nervous about flying), and his knee was on the flippin flap selector! So the flaps had been moving up and down for the past 10 mins! So i called late finals and landed.
Thanks for listning, hope your not asleep. Anyone else got any stories like this, if so i'd like to hear them, i need some fresh ones to tell
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Feb 16
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Don't be so hard on the kid... Poor guy... He was propably as scared as you where!
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Feb 16
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lol
Nice one...
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Feb 16
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Don't be so hard on the kid... Poor guy... He was propably as scared as you where!
Dan
Well he wasn't very talkative. Probably because I was sitting in a pool of sweat
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Feb 16
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Ayuway...
Gotta watch those youngins! Smart of you to put him in the right seat in the first place though!
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Feb 16
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Pretty scary huh?
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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Feb 16
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Ayuway...
Gotta watch those youngins! Smart of you to put him in the right seat in the first place though!
Humm, i know now! I'd only had my PPL for about 1/2 year then.
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Feb 16
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LOL...Should've tied his legs to the seat!
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Feb 16
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Well i could try.
But what would the parents say ???, always a problem
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Feb 16
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Cool story, must have been a great adventure
Cheers,
RB
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Feb 16
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thats why i like the Piper Warrior. Nice handbrake style flap lever. Cool story, nice of you to offer that as a prize.
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Feb 17
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lol, well that sounds like an interesting time!
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Feb 17
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LOL!!! That's priceless... hope your IAS wasn't too far outside the white arc when that happened...
Worst pax story i have was when I took a friend up for a hop in a C172, and he was shooting w/a camcorder. I hadn't thought to warn him that staring at the LCD in flight might make him queasy, but I did tell him to let me know immediately if he did get queasy, as it was a little bumpy that day.
Well, we were doing a "Hudson Scenic" out of N07, right turn at the GW Bridge then down the VFR corridor to the harbor, and back. Not bad until we hit the typical turbulence over the bridge, then- wham! We dropped at least 50 feet on one bump. "That shouldn't happen again,but you OK?" I asked. "Yeah", he murmured, intent on his shooting, it seemed. I was too busy scanning the sky for traffic and minding my course in the narrow corridor to watch him after that.
He was pretty quiet the rest of the flight, until I turned for final back at N07. Then, to my horror, he started puking. to his great credit, he made sure it went down inside his nice leather jacket instead of all over the plane (what a pal!!).
After we landed, I reminded him that I'd told him to speak up if he felt sick, and asked him at what point he'd first felt nauseous.
"The moment we left the ground!" he replied.
Poor bastard... I could only shrug, though. If he'd said he felt sick, I would've come straight back, but...
Best part: When I saw the tape, it ended just after the bump over the bridge! That's when he had to put the camera away....
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Feb 17
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humm, pleasant!
thats very nice of him not to make you fly IFR (puke on the windsheild)!
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Feb 17
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True, true. did cause me to rush my approach and land a little long (NOT a good idea at N07!!), but that's my fault, not his. Should've paid no heed.
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Feb 17
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HI mine is more a tail of horror
Two years ago we went to Blackpool EGNH on a nice clear day, 10knt winds so not too bumpy. For a half hour flight in a PA28, I taxied to runway 25 and waited for a 150/172 to do a touch-n-go on runway 28, I took off and headed out to sea, turning right (northish), my children and better half were in the back enjoying the view. We turned again to the right the instructor showed me how to slow the plane down and let me do it. He radioed the tower and we cleared to land, we were just about to turn onto final when I looked to my left I looked at a 737!!! I told the instructor what I saw just as the tower told the 737 to go around my instructor took control banked hard right and away radioing the tower telling them what he he'd done. The 737 landed, I then took control did a 360 turn to wait for the turbulance to go the tower told us we were number one for landing, I turned on to final lining up with the runway, just going through 1000ft a plane appears in front and below us, lands, gets a b#ll#cking from the tower, takes off, then I landed for the first time, the instructor did the rudder work!!! I forgot (only the third time up) Wendy and the kids didn't know about the 737 until me and the instructor were talking about it on the to the club house.
Sorry it's so long but I thought you might like it!
If your not part of the answer your part of the problem! &&I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. &&&&
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Feb 17
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b*ll*cking is a bad word? sorry, I'm not british...
EDIT: inserted asterics for our friends across the pond
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Feb 17
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In a word yes
If your not part of the answer your part of the problem! &&I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. &&&&
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Feb 17
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so, did that 737 land without clearence?
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Feb 17
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Oh. My. God. I'd be kissing the ground after that one, zeberdee...
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Feb 18
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HI mine is more a tail of horror
Nice pun.
Remind me not to go near Blackpool any time soon.
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is a bad word? sorry, I'm not british...
I would call it mildly offensive & I've seen plenty worse. Zeberdee obviously thought it might offend someone, hence the asterisks. I have no idea what it means in the US but imagine it's much the same as here.
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Feb 18
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humm, sounds exciting
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Feb 18
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I would call it mildly offensive & I've seen plenty worse. Zeberdee obviously thought it might offend someone, hence the asterisks. I have no idea what it means in the US but imagine it's much the same as here.
We actually don't use it over here, we leave the weird UK vocab to the UKians
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Feb 18
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We actually don't use it over here, we leave the weird UK vocab to the UKians
Can't say I blame you. UKians.
Now that's a new one on me. How would you pronounce it? Uckians seem how a lot you chaps over the puddle think of us. Doesn't bother me in the slightest but Brits is more usual.
As for the word in question it describes what bullocks no longer have.
It can be used as a mild expletive (oh b******s) or a substitute for nonsense - as in a load of of b******s. In the context Zeberdee used it in this thread it means a telling off. I'm sure you're delighted I explained that.
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Feb 18
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Can't say I blame you. UKians.
Now that's a new one on me. How would you pronounce it? Uckians seem how a lot you chaps over the puddle think of us. Doesn't bother me in the slightest but Brits is more usual.
lol, glad to see people still delight in words I make up off the top of my head for no apparent reason
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Feb 18
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so, did that 737 land without clearence?
We both had clearence!!! The 737 was clear to land when he was nine miles away. I remember talking to the instructor about this and he said when the tower gave the 737 clearence he thought it will be tight.
I must admit when I saw the 737 so close my backside was going shilling-sixpence-shilling-sixpence, but we missed and live to tell the tail.
Thanks Hagar for clearing that one up.
If your not part of the answer your part of the problem! &&I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. &&&&
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I'm sure you're delighted I explained that.
Yes i am
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