An old friend just sent me this. I don't know if it's been posted here before & quite frankly don't care. I thought it was funny so decided to share it.

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A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed.

They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil and passing the feed store/livestock dealer he picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.

However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem:  how to carry all of his purchases home.

While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.  She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to Mockingbird Lane?"

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live in Mockingbird Lane.  I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot.

"The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Why", he exclaimed with delight, "thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk her home.

On the way he says, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.  We'll be there in no time."

She looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a fragile widow without a husband to defend me.  How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes lady!  I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose.  How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?? ??"

She replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket.  I'll hold the chickens."