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Feb 11th, 2005 at 6:48pm

ChrisM   Offline
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Seen as people liked the English signs I posted a little while ago, here are some more from around the world Grin

The sign in a Norwegian lounge reads:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR

Tacked on the door of a Moscow hotel room:
IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME VISIT TO THE USSR, YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT

An airling ticket in Copengagen reminds you:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS

In a certain African hotel you may choose between:
A ROOM WITH A VIEW OF THE SEA OR THE BACKSIDE OF THE COUNTRY

A sign on a clothing store in Brussels read:
COME INSIDE AND HAVE A FIT

A hotel notice in Madrid informs:
IF YOU WISH DISINFECTION ENACTED IN YOUR PRESENCE, PLEASE CRY OUT FOR THE CHAMBERMAID

This notice was posted on a Rumanian hotel elevator:
THE LIFT IS BEING FIEXED FOR THE NEXT DAYS. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE

In the window of a Swedish furrier the message reads:
FUR COATS MADE FOR LADIES FORM THEIR OWN SKIN

The room service in a Lisbon hotel tells you:
IF YOU WISH FOR BREAKFAST, LIFT THE TELEPHONE AND ASK FOR ROOMS SERVICE.  THIS WILL BE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO BRING YOUR FOOD UP

This sign was posted in a Scottish harbour:
FOR SALE BOAT SINGLE OWNER GREEN IN COLOUR

A sign at Budapest's zoo requests:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

A polish hotel informs prospective visitors in a flyer.
AS FOR THE TROUT SERVED YOU AT THE HOTEL MONOPOL, YOU WILL BE SINGING ITS PRAISE TO YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ON YOUR DEATHBED.

Theres alot more were that came from so I'll be posting more later on.
Enjoy Wink
 

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Reply #1 - Feb 11th, 2005 at 8:22pm

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Those are awsome!

Heres one I read somewhere:
In a japanese hotel room on the air conditioner/heater--"Air condition is automatic. If you desire heat, please controll yourself"
 

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Reply #2 - Feb 11th, 2005 at 9:05pm

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Just as good as the first ones  Grin
 
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Reply #3 - Feb 18th, 2005 at 8:51am

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Lol, those are great!

I think some meaning got lost in translation (hmm, there should be a movie with that title...)
 
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Reply #4 - Feb 19th, 2005 at 4:52pm

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A polish hotel informs prospective visitors in a flyer.
AS FOR THE TROUT SERVED YOU AT THE HOTEL MONOPOL, YOU WILL BE SINGING ITS PRAISE TO YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ON YOUR DEATHBED.


That one was awesome. *Grabs sides*
 
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Reply #5 - Feb 19th, 2005 at 4:58pm

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Nice... Grin
 
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