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Jan 26
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cableguy
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The elderly man told his wife he was going to sign up for social security. She says, 'You can't do that, you lost your birth certificate.'
He says, 'Oh I'll talk them into it.'
So when he returns the next day, he is all smiles and says, 'I'm all signed up and no problems.' '
Well, how did you do that?' she asks.
He replies, 'I took off my shirt and showed her all the gray hair on my chest, and showed her all the gray hair on my head.'
The wife states, 'Well, why didn't you drop your pants, we could have gotten disability.'
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Jan 26
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Pretty scary huh?
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Ouch
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Jan 26
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LOL! I needed a gud laugh thnx alot
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Jan 26
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common' yigs!
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Haha that's pretty good
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hehe, that's a wonderful one!
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Keeping MY trousers well zipped up
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Thats cold.
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Hehe TY TY
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