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Jan 25^th, 2005 at 11:43am

spirit1flyer Offline
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you are go for T.L.I.
Copy that....

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The fight between good and evil, an epic battle: Darth Vader and Luke. Suddenly in the middle of the fight, Darth Vader pulls Luke to him, and whispers "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"

Luke exclaims "But how??!?"

"It's true Luke, *breathe* I know what you're getting for Christmas."

Luke tries to ignore this, but tears himself free, screaming "How could you know this?!"

Vader replies, "I felt your presents."

Red alert!!&& Red alert!!&&

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Reply #1 - Jan 25^th, 2005 at 11:45am

spirit1flyer Offline
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you are go for T.L.I.
Copy that....

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hmm smilely face was not meant Tongue

Red alert!!&& Red alert!!&&

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Reply #2 - Jan 25^th, 2005 at 1:31pm

Drumlineramos Ex Member

oh man, terrible joke

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Reply #3 - Jan 25^th, 2005 at 1:42pm

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I think it's brilliant. I heard it a couple of years ago and I still think it's great. Grin

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #4 - Jan 25^th, 2005 at 1:43pm

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I liked it!!

Jim Grin

No God? Know God!

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Reply #5 - Jan 25^th, 2005 at 2:21pm

Jared Offline
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Reply #6 - Jan 29^th, 2005 at 5:26pm

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A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....&&&&Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.

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Reply #7 - Feb 1^st, 2005 at 6:42pm

Craig. Offline
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LOL that is bad. But funny Grin

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Reply #8 - Feb 2^nd, 2005 at 8:38pm

The Ruptured Duck Offline
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Worst pun ever! Angry

"If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing" -Ben Franklin&&&&"Man must rise above the Earth to the top of the atmosphere and beyond, for only thus will he fully understand the world in which he lives." - Socrates&&&&" Flying is a religion. A religion that asymilates all who get a taste of it." - Me&&&&"Make the most out of yourself, for that is all there is of you"- Ralf Waldo Emerson&&

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