A blonde decides to go ice fishing.  She gets all the required equipment and goes to the nearest frozen lake she can find.  As she starts to cut a hole in the ice, a loud voice booms from the sky, "There are no fish beneath the ice!"  She quickly gathers her things and moves to another location on the ice.  Again the voice booms out, "There are no fish beneath the ice!"  And again the blonde moves even farther down the lake.  She starts to cut a third hole when she hears, "There are no fish below the ice!"  She looks up and says, "Is that you Lord?"  "No, this is the rink manager!"

Jim

lol, that's about as dumb as ya can get!

Opps! was i not supposed to do that?