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Dec 17^th, 2004 at 9:54am

SaVas Offline
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An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,
then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,
first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried
squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried,
we still couldn't get the jar open."

My life is like the movie Office Space

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Reply #1 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 1:18pm

stiz Offline
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Stiz

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Reply #2 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 5:26pm

Jared Offline
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lol...that's a good one..

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Reply #3 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 6:08pm

Tequila Sunrise Offline
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LOL

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Reply #4 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 11:58pm

Deputy Offline
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I thought that was getting worse.. Never saw that coming.

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Reply #5 - Dec 18^th, 2004 at 12:33am