Simviation Forum - another lawyer story...

Dec 16^th, 2004 at 6:21pm

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One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he asked his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food," replied the poor man. "So we have to eat grass."

"Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But I have a wife and two children. They are over there underneath that tree."

"That's fine," replies the lawyer. "Bring them along too."

Turning to the other poor man he stated. "You can come with us too."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, said, "But I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Don't worry about it," The lawyer replies casually. "You can bring them along as well."

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even the large limo wasn't quite big enough.

Once underway one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are very kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied. "Glad to do it. You'll love my place; the grass is nearly a foot high!"

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Reply #1 - Dec 16^th, 2004 at 6:57pm

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Bah. Bman ain't gonna like this one.

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

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Reply #2 - Dec 16^th, 2004 at 7:10pm

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Bah. Bman ain't gonna like this one.

Remember this is the jokes forum Wink

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Reply #3 - Dec 16^th, 2004 at 7:14pm

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Hopefully, Bman will remember that!

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

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Reply #4 - Dec 16^th, 2004 at 7:18pm

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Hopefully, Bman will remember that!

lol, I'm sure that all is in good taste as long as it is a joke..

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Reply #5 - Dec 16^th, 2004 at 8:35pm

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i think i have seen it before, here

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Reply #6 - Dec 16^th, 2004 at 9:40pm

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i think i have seen it before, here

Ooops, well see, we need to get our buddy Andrew back, he was on top of this sort of stuff...

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Reply #7 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 2:32am

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Ooops, well see, we need to get our buddy Andrew back, he was on top of this sort of stuff...

Till he's back...

Been posted before.

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