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Stupid Statements made by famous people. (Read 229 times)

Dec 12^th, 2004 at 8:07am

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LOL nearly all of them are funny except the Mariah Carey one
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."--Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

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Reply #1 - Dec 12^th, 2004 at 6:32pm

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Been posted before,

but, it nevers get old seeing famous people screw up.

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Reply #2 - Dec 12^th, 2004 at 6:58pm

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u would think famouse ppl screw up more often then the rest of us, but then again, how often (excuding ozzy, im sure he always has police choppers after him) do we have the media following us around?

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Reply #3 - Dec 12^th, 2004 at 7:12pm

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You can't beat English footballers for this sort of thing. The commentators are just as bad at times. Here's just 3 examples from David Coleman, a famous TV commentator. Roll Eyes

"And for those of you who are watching who haven't got television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2."

"Don't tell those coming in now the result of that fantastic match. Now let's have another look at Italy's winning goal."

"If that had gone in, it would have been a goal."

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Reply #4 - Dec 12^th, 2004 at 7:15pm

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Murray Walker said a few daft things in his commentating career. Irreplacable...

Charlie

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Reply #5 - Dec 12^th, 2004 at 7:22pm

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Murray Walker said a few daft things in his commentating career. Irreplacable...

Charlie

Dear old Murray. Thanks for reminding me, my daughter gave me his autobiography for my birthday back in January. Forgot all about it. Embarrassed

PS. I've given up watching F1 on TV now. Somehow it's not the same without Mr. Walker.

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Reply #6 - Dec 12^th, 2004 at 7:38pm

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Here's a few Murray Walker classics.

"He's obviously gone in for a wheel change. I say obviously because I can't see it"

"With half the race gone, there is half the race still to go"

"Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough ?"

"Anything happens in Grand Prix racing and it usually does"

"Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place"

"As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is 5th"

"I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem"

"He is shedding buckets of adrenalin in that car"

"It's raining and the track is wet"

[During a F1 race, describing how the leader can see the driver following him] "... Mansell can see him in his earphone..."

Murrary: "What's that? There's a BODY on the track!!!"
James: "Um, I think that that is a piece of BODY-WORK, from someone's car."

Murray: There's a fiery glow coming from the back of the Ferrari
James: No Murray, that's his rear safety light.

[after a post race interview with Mansell after the Austrian GP 1987] Murray : "How did you get that nasty bumb on your head Nigel?" [Nigel leans forward to show the camera as Murray pokes it with his finger !] Nigel: "OWCH!!"

"...and he's lost both right front tyres" (which may have been accurate back in the days of the Tyrrell P34, but it was from 1995!)

More here. http://www.worldmotorsport.com/murray/

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