Simviation Forum - How tall is she?

Dec 10^th, 2004 at 5:43pm

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Silly question ,ive seen this 17 years old beautiful strong voice I think shes from England Joss Stone.
I 've seen it in some videos i was wonderig how high is she? because she looks very high.....
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Reply #1 - Dec 10^th, 2004 at 5:48pm

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i seriously hope you mean how tall is she:) i am not a huge fan of her music but she does have a good voice. she is pretty tall at 5'10 (1.78M)

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Reply #2 - Dec 10^th, 2004 at 5:56pm

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i seriously hope you mean how tall is she:) i am not a huge fan of her music but she does have a good voice. she is pretty tall at 5'10 (1.78M)

Sorry CraigL ,yes i meant how tall she is,Jesus I don't Know what is happening recenly with my English Embarrassed

that's why i always here but i dont dear to say anything due to my mistakes,i swrewed up couple times
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Reply #3 - Dec 10^th, 2004 at 6:01pm

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i'm just having a bit of fun:) from the reading i did she worked with britney spears, i had to make sure as anyone working with spears would need to be high Grin

and dont worry, your english is better than mine, and i am a native Roll Eyes

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Reply #4 - Dec 10^th, 2004 at 6:15pm

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i'm just having a bit of fun:) from the reading i did she worked with britney spears, i had to make sure as anyone working with spears would need to be high Grin

and dont worry, your english is better than mine, and i am a native Roll Eyes

LOL..cheers buddy

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Reply #5 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 11:59am

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17 years old beautiful strong voice I think shes from England Joss Stone.

not to mention really cute 8)

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Reply #6 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 2:59pm

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she actually looks a lot like one of my cousins, and i mean a lot lol

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Reply #7 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 3:18pm

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Alot isn't actually a word. A lot is. Grin

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Reply #8 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 4:29pm

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Alot isn't actually a word. A lot is. Grin

there you go mr english dictionary Tongue

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Reply #9 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 6:23pm

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Can I have her number? Grin

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Reply #10 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 6:31pm

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Can I have her number? Grin

No but I can put you in touch with her fan club for a small fee. Tongue

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Seems like a nice enough girl. Wink

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Reply #11 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 6:41pm

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I'm impressed on how British singers have no accent when they sing.

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Reply #12 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 6:49pm

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17 you say? Where can I meet her? Grin

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Reply #13 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 6:50pm

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I'm impressed on how British singers have no accent when they sing.

Well, even since the early days of rock 'n roll most Brit singers have put on an awful "mid-atlantic" accent to appeal to you chaps on t'other side of the Pond. Elton John is one of the worst examples & he gets worse as he gets older. Among the few exceptions were the Beatles, the Who & the Kinks.

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Reply #14 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 6:51pm

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Actually, having seen a picture, she's not my type. And her music is horrible.

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17 you say? Where can I meet her? Grin

hold up there buddy, in less than a year shes 18, and then pow, i'm right back in the chase Grin

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Reply #16 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 6:58pm

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hold up there buddy, in less than a year shes 18, and then pow, i'm right back in the chase Grin

Whatever difference does that make? ???

Forget it guys. You can dream but you don't stand a chance. Tongue

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Reply #17 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 7:01pm

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well you yourself have posted numerous times how touchy society gets these days, 18 being legal age Roll Eyes

that way being 20 doesnt get in the way lol

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Forget it guys. You can dream but you don't stand a chance.

agreed, but just the fact she looks like my cousin is enough to seriously put me off, not that she isnt pretty, but thats just creepy. Plus i think people who want to date a famous person based on what they see of the person on TV is really stupid, 9 times out of 10 that isnt what they are really like

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Reply #18 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 7:04pm

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Forget it guys. You can dream but you don't stand a chance. Tongue

Put me in the same room as her alone and i'll show you a thing or two. Grin

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well you yourself have posted numerous times how touchy society gets these days, 18 being legal age Roll Eyes

that way being 20 doesnt get in the way lol

Legal age for what? You can get married at 16, in Devon at least.

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Reply #20 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 7:06pm

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Legal age for what? You can get married at 16, in Devon at least.

Buggery.

Craig, I would never have thought you the sort. Grin

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Buggery.

Craig, I would never have thought you the sort. Grin

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Reply #22 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 7:09pm

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Well, even since the early days of rock 'n roll most Brit singers have put on an awful "mid-atlantic" accent to appeal to you chaps on t'other side of the Pond. Elton John is one of the worst examples & he gets worse as he gets older. Among the few exceptions were the Beatles, the Who & the Kinks.

Its done intentionally?

This is the best link I can find about the matter, I'll look into it more when I have time.

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Reply #23 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 7:10pm

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i find it funny how some european singers can sing with a perfect american accent, but then when it comes to interviews cant speak a word of english Roll Eyes

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Reply #24 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 7:15pm

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Its done intentionally?

This is the best link I can find about the matter, I'll look into it more when I have time.

http://www.songfacts.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=musictalk&Number=581...

Of course. This is the entertainment industry. They think it sounds more authentic with a Yank accent. They don't really talk like that either -well, some of them do to try & impress. Roll Eyes

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What I find strange is when lyrics from American music is translated into Chinese. You can recognise the rythim of the songs, but the lyrics are totaly off.

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Reply #26 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 7:30pm

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This is the best link I can find about the matter, I'll look into it more when I have time.

Just been reading through that thread. How it's possible for anyone not to detect John Lennon's, Paul McCartney's & Roger Daltrey's strong regional accents from their singing beats me. ??? But then, Americans were never very good at Brit accents, even when spoken. I'm often mistaken for an Aussie while on holiday in the US. Roll Eyes

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Reply #27 - Dec 11^th, 2004 at 7:32pm

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Just been reading through that thread. How it's possible for anyone not to detect John Lennon's, Paul McCartney's & Roger Daltrey's strong regional accents from their singing beats me. ??? But then, Americans were never very good at Brit accents, even when spoken. I'm often mistaken for an Aussie while on holiday in the US. Roll Eyes

LOL thats funny, i often get people saying the same thing about me here, as i still have a slight accent from growing up in Canada. Although how the confuse it with australian is beyond me Roll Eyes

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Reply #28 - Dec 12^th, 2004 at 4:12am

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No but I can put you in touch with her fan club for a small fee.
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Err...I actually wanted the number of Craig's cousin... Wink

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Actually, having seen a picture, she's not my type. And her music is horrible.

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Err...I actually wanted the number of Craig's cousin... Wink

Oops, my bad. Embarrassed

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Reply #30 - Dec 12^th, 2004 at 7:20am

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well if she wasnt engaged to someone who could pull your head off with one hand you might stand a chance Wink

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Reply #31 - Dec 12^th, 2004 at 8:17am

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i find it funny how some european singers can sing with a perfect american accent, but then when it comes to interviews cant speak a word of english Roll Eyes

Funny that...

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Reply #32 - Dec 12^th, 2004 at 10:18am

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Funny that...

..after a few pints of Stella Artwar...Atwar...Atawer...Atour...Ah, forget it... Embarrassed

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..I can't speak a word of English either...!

Funny that, after a few pints of Stella I find myself being able to speak french almost fluently. "Bonsoir, oh lala!" etc.

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well if she wasnt engaged to someone who could pull your head off with one hand you might stand a chance Wink

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Reply #34 - Dec 12^th, 2004 at 7:14pm

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i seriously hope you mean how tall is she:) i am not a huge fan of her music but she does have a good voice. she is pretty tall at 5'10 (1.78M)

Midget...

...oops, shouldn't say that - the wife might be lookin' - shes 5'10" too, which contrary to popular belief isn't all that tall for a woman (my sis is 6'2" and I used to live with a girl who was 6'1") Shocked

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Reply #35 - Dec 12^th, 2004 at 7:22pm

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wow that is tall. I guess i have gotten used to most being alot shorter than me, i am 6'1. my mums 5,4 my sis is 5'5. My aunts 5'2 my cousins are all 5'6 and under, except the one mentioned here who is also 5'10. Although i do like taller girls alot more

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i find it funny how some european singers can sing with a perfect american accent, but then when it comes to interviews cant speak a word of english Roll Eyes

The first one to come to mind when I read this was Ozzy Osbourne.

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(my sis is 6'2" and I used to live with a girl who was 6'1")

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I should say that 5'10" is just above average for a woman. Most I know are just a shade under that being mayby around the 5'8" mark. I too prefer taller girls. I don't like the thought of having to bend down too far.

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..after a few pints of Stella Artwar...Atwar...Atawer...Atour...Ah, forget it... Embarrassed

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..I can't speak a word of English either...!

Stella Artois.... Wink

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..after a few pints of Stella Artwar...Atwar...Atawer...Atour...Ah, forget it... Embarrassed

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..I can't speak a word of English either...!

...or Stella Ar-toys in the classier regions of society... Wink

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It's worth pointing out that Stella will get you the desired goods in most parts of the country. Except in Essex, were you might be set upon by a girl wearing six inch heels and a fake fur coat...

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I'm just curious, but whats the deal with girls from Essex?

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You mean "Wots tha deal wiv Essex girls?"

Well the common conception of an Essex Girl .. is a blonde bimbette wearing 6inch white stilletto heals and carrying a white leatherette handbag, which has to be danced round. They hunt in groups of 3 or 4 and travel in a white Ford Escort XR3i convertible. Put all four of them together and you might just rustle up enough brain cells to make a houseplant.

In practice .... I've met several rather nice Essex girls Wink

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You mean "Wots tha deal wiv Essex girls?"

Well the common conception of an Essex Girl .. is a blonde bimbette wearing 6inch white stilletto heals and carrying a white leatherette handbag, which has to be danced round. They hunt in groups of 3 or 4 and travel in a white Ford Escort XR3i convertible. Put all four of them together and you might just rustle up enough brain cells to make a houseplant.

A few years ago some researchers said that the rightful title ought to go across the Thames estuary to Chatham in Kent, but "Chatham Girl's" don't quite 'ave the same ring...

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I should say that 5'10" is just above average for a woman. Most I know are just a shade under that being mayby around the 5'8" mark. I too prefer taller girls. I don't like the thought of having to bend down too far.

I so hope you're using the English/American system here, cause to me ( Real European... Tongue

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So I like Smurfs. So what?

Grin

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I guess Essex girls are like Valley Girls on my side of the pond....those blond "Califonian" girls.

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Woodlouse: I'm not sure we can take you into a Smurf society. You need to be known for a unique trait, and sitting on a toilet is not a trait. Tongue

If that's not a trait then just what is?

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Do you need a drug Smurf?? Or beer Smurf?? Or german Smurf?? Grin

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I guess Essex girls are like Valley Girls on my side of the pond....those blond "Califonian" girls

you mean loud and drunk 90% of the day?

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Reply #52 - Dec 15^th, 2004 at 4:16pm

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Shotgun Beer Smurf!!!!!!

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #53 - Dec 16^th, 2004 at 10:43am

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yes...all three are needed

Then I'm your man! Grin

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Reply #54 - Dec 16^th, 2004 at 2:57pm

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Can I be either Toilet Smurf, Cornish Smurf, Hairy Smurf or Drunk Smurf?

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #55 - Dec 16^th, 2004 at 3:50pm

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Can I be either Toilet Smurf, Cornish Smurf, Hairy Smurf or Drunk Smurf?

Hows about Cornish drunk hairy smurf?

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Reply #56 - Dec 16^th, 2004 at 6:03pm

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I was thinking Drunk hairy cornish smurf actually. Grin

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #57 - Dec 16^th, 2004 at 8:12pm

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Actually, having seen a picture, she's not my type. And her music is horrible.

With all do respect,are you serious?shes is not your type!
sorry pal but girls from mars or other planet usually dont land in this sector of this planet,LOL Grin

Venezuela

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Reply #58 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 8:57am

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With all do respect,are you serious?shes is not your type!
sorry pal but girls from mars or other planet usually dont land in this sector of this planet,LOL Grin

Deadly serious. She looks capable of being very mean indeed. And she seems incapable of smiling.

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #59 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 9:13am

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Deadly serious. She looks capable of being very mean indeed. And she seems incapable of smiling.

LOL..

o come on Woodlouse2002 Grin

don't be so cruel,at least she's autentic

Venezuela

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Reply #60 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 9:26am

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I'd like to see her without makeup before agreeing with you on that. Roll Eyes

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #61 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 10:18am

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LOL...Bjorn...welcome to the Smurf community!

Woodlouse2002..those positions are available too

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Reply #62 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 10:28am

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Dear God, i was wondering where all these smurfs came from... And i started the bloody thing... Grin

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Reply #63 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 10:32am

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Is there an age limit on Smurfs? I was thinking along the lines of Grumpy Smurf, Miserable Ol' Git Smurf or even Has-been Smurf.

Founder & Sole Member - Grumpy's Over the Hill Club for Veteran Virtual Aviators
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Reply #64 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 10:44am

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There is no age limit. According to Smurf history, Papa Smurf is 543 years old. So you wont be the oldest.

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Reply #65 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 10:59am

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My knowledge of Smurfs is a bit limited, but isn't there a black smurf that's kept in a cage?

And I accept the position of Drunk hairy cornish Smurf. Grin

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #66 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 11:28am

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Yeehaw! Paaaarteeeee!! Cheesy

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Reply #67 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 1:32pm

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My knowledge of Smurfs is a bit limited, but isn't there a black smurf that's kept in a cage?

There is and he's infectious! He bites in the tail of other smurfs and they turn black too! Vocabulary restricted to: GNAP GNAP GNAP....

Bit like Fozzer on a cold day...
Wink

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Reply #68 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 2:36pm

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And thats how the Smurfs are racist. Grin

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #69 - Jan 3^rd, 2005 at 11:57am

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Is there an age limit on Smurfs? I was thinking along the lines of Grumpy Smurf, Miserable Ol' Git Smurf or even Has-been Smurf.

Sorry Doug - the title of MOG* Smurf has to go to this fella at Australia Zoo (The croc hunter's place)...

The most miserable Kangaroo I've ever met...

Which reminds me - holiday photos...

Charlie

*Miserable Old Git

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Reply #70 - Jan 22^nd, 2005 at 7:58am

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Hmmm...Great body...long blonde hair...well that pretty much meets the requirements...yep, I'd do 'er.

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