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Visa application (Read 297 times)

Nov 29^th, 2004 at 2:29pm

ozzy72 Offline
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Pretty scary huh?
Madsville

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I got this from a Syrian friend, so its safe!

A guy in Saudi-Arabia applies for a visa at the US Embassy.
-Name?
-Abd el Rahman Sayegh
-Sex?
-5 times a week
-No! Male or female?
-Male, female, sometimes camel.

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #1 - Nov 29^th, 2004 at 3:32pm

flyboy 28 Offline
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Jacksonville, FL

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grin

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Reply #2 - Nov 29^th, 2004 at 5:01pm

Jared Offline
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I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio

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D,oh!

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Reply #3 - Nov 30^th, 2004 at 5:24pm

Tequila Sunrise Offline
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Nunquam non paratus
Glasgow Scotland

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lol

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #4 - Nov 30^th, 2004 at 5:33pm