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Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say (Read 171 times)

Nov 23^rd, 2004 at 3:39am

Deputy Offline
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Hillsboro, Oregon

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Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car-GO CRAZY.

What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

Your mother and I are going away for the weekend...you might want to consider throwing a party.

Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies-you know-that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

Father's Day? Aaahh-don't worry about that-it's no big deal.

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

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Reply #1 - Nov 23^rd, 2004 at 7:12am

Jared Offline
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I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio

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lol...

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Reply #2 - Nov 23^rd, 2004 at 6:20pm

stiz Offline
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Yorkshire-England

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Wish they did.

Great stuff Grin

Stiz

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Reply #3 - Nov 24^th, 2004 at 12:25pm

Tequila Sunrise Offline
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Nunquam non paratus
Glasgow Scotland

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lol

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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