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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator (Read 223 times)
Nov 15th, 2004 at 11:33am

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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator... 

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

 

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Reply #1 - Nov 15th, 2004 at 5:28pm

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lol, I've done 4, 5, and 7... Smiley
 
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Reply #2 - Nov 15th, 2004 at 9:03pm

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I can't even count how many times this has been posted before.
 

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Reply #3 - Nov 15th, 2004 at 9:13pm

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me neither, but since I keep forgeting it's a good thing people keep posting... Smiley
 
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Reply #4 - Nov 18th, 2004 at 8:55pm

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dude, i wish i rode on more elevators!
 

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Reply #5 - Nov 18th, 2004 at 10:23pm

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lol,  I go out of my way at school to get on one... Smiley
 
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