Simviation Forum - Fozzer will remember this... :-)

Nov 3^rd, 2004 at 5:17pm

Jared Offline
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Remember When...

A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show.
A window was something you hated to clean....
And ram was the cousin of a goat.....

Meg was the name of my girlfriend,
and gig was your middle finger upright.
Now they all mean different things
and that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy,
you hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage,
not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public,
you'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
and a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home.
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper,
and the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash,
but when it happens they wish they were dead.

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Reply #1 - Nov 3^rd, 2004 at 9:56pm

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That is awesome! Grin

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Reply #2 - Nov 4^th, 2004 at 8:48am

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Reply #3 - Nov 4^th, 2004 at 1:28pm

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Excellent Jared...excellent

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Reply #4 - Nov 9^th, 2004 at 2:46pm

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LOL

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Reply #5 - Nov 9^th, 2004 at 2:51pm

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and a backup happened to your commode.

Thats my fave bit!! AWSOME!!!!!!!
Dan Grin

lmao...

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Reply #6 - Nov 9^th, 2004 at 4:19pm

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Hmmmm........ Ram is still the cousin of a goat...........

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Reply #7 - Nov 10^th, 2004 at 3:48am

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Thas pretty good.

I'll post that to various teachers

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Reply #8 - Nov 10^th, 2004 at 4:24am

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Fozzer will remember this...

Euh, maybe not. He is, after all, gettin older... And he's been complaining of losing his mind!

Sorry Grandpa Fozz, couldn't resist.

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Reply #9 - Nov 10^th, 2004 at 4:45pm

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lol, that's true..

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Reply #10 - Nov 11^th, 2004 at 10:45pm

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Speaking of fozzer, where has he been?

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Reply #11 - Nov 11^th, 2004 at 11:10pm

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Fozzer remembers when dirt was new... Grin

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Reply #12 - Nov 12^th, 2004 at 3:38am

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Fozzer remembers when dirt was new... Grin

Grandpa Fozz ain't gonna like that one...

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Reply #13 - Nov 12^th, 2004 at 4:57pm

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Grandpa Fozz ain't gonna like that one...

e doesn't fancy the name of grandpa either...

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