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An english one... (Read 261 times)

Oct 27^th, 2004 at 9:08am

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Three Americans and three scousers are travelling by train. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three scousers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an American. "Watch" answers a scouser.

They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three scousers cram into the toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So, on the return trip, the Americans decide to copy the scousers and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the scousers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed American. "Watch" says a scouser.

When they board the train the three Americans cram into a toilet and the three scousers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the scousers leaves his toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Americans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please".

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Reply #1 - Oct 27^th, 2004 at 12:45pm

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Great joke!! Please excuse my ignorance but is a scouser English?

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Reply #2 - Oct 27^th, 2004 at 2:26pm

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lol

scouser: english penny pincher (generally northerners I think)

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Reply #3 - Oct 27^th, 2004 at 3:46pm

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A Scouser is someone from Liverpool Roll Eyes

Old joke, but it still makes me smile Grin

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Reply #4 - Oct 28^th, 2004 at 3:44am

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Been posted before.

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Reply #5 - Oct 28^th, 2004 at 12:32pm

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Been posted before.

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Reply #6 - Oct 29^th, 2004 at 10:44am

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I don't care if it's been posted before, it still is funny! Grin

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Reply #7 - Oct 29^th, 2004 at 11:35am