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Oct 25th, 2004 at 1:40pm

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Wink    One for the Footy fans   Grin

Liverpool Football Club are on the look out for some new talent and 
send a scout to Iraq where they find a fantastic new player. 
The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably 
impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield. 

Two weeks later Liverpool are 2-0 down to Man Utd with only 30 mins 
left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes. 

The lad is a sensation, scores 3 goals and wins the game for Liverpool. 

When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her 
about his first day in English football. "Hello mum, guess what - 
I played for half an hour today, scored 3 goals and won the game. 
Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me." 

"Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day... while 
you were having a great time, your father got shot in the street, 
your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your brother has 
joined a gang of looters." 

The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry." 

"Sorry?!!" says his mum,  "Sorry!!"  It's your fault we moved to Liverpool in 
the first place!" 

Tony
 
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Reply #1 - Oct 25th, 2004 at 1:57pm

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Reply #2 - Oct 25th, 2004 at 5:35pm

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lmao  Grin
 

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Reply #3 - Oct 25th, 2004 at 7:56pm

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lol, I could see that actually happening...Smiley
 
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Reply #4 - Oct 25th, 2004 at 7:57pm

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Reply #5 - Oct 26th, 2004 at 8:10pm

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LMAO  Grin
 
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Reply #6 - Oct 27th, 2004 at 12:54pm

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ROFL! Grin That's one that can be applied to lots of situations too! I like that one. 8)
 

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Reply #7 - Oct 27th, 2004 at 12:57pm

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Reply #8 - Oct 27th, 2004 at 6:30pm

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HOORAY!!!!!

I got one everyone likes and will not get a Boll**ing for it.  Wink

Tony

PS..... I got a reprimand for putting up Irish jokes. Best bit is, they all come from Irish guys I deal with in business, from both sides of the border!!!! so put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Wink
 
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Reply #9 - Oct 27th, 2004 at 6:41pm

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Reply #10 - Oct 27th, 2004 at 6:45pm

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Thqanks Brandon, my boy, I think I know where you are coming from

Tony
 
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Reply #11 - Oct 28th, 2004 at 12:35pm

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HAHA good one Grin
 
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