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My Goldfish Died (Read 227 times)

Oct 18^th, 2004 at 10:38am

Iroquois Offline
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Happy Halloween
Ontario Canada

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I can't remember if I posted this one before or not. Good one though.

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor Tom
peered over the fence.

Interested in what the youngster was up to, he asked in his friendliest way,
"What are you up to, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've
just buried him."

The neighbor commented, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't
it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because
he's inside your f***ing cat."

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #1 - Oct 18^th, 2004 at 11:24am

Tequila Sunrise Offline
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LMAO

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #2 - Oct 18^th, 2004 at 5:44pm

Jared Offline
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I'd rather be flying...
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lol...

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Reply #3 - Oct 23^rd, 2004 at 10:38pm

SideWinder9 Offline
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Sim-V member since 2003!

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Reply #4 - Oct 24^th, 2004 at 11:20pm

mostickity Offline
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Fly forever

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MY computer:&&Pentium 4, 3.2 ghz &&1 GIG Ram&&250 gig hard drive&&Geforce 7600 512 mb&& Im happy with it.................For now.

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Reply #5 - Oct 25^th, 2004 at 6:59pm

chomp_rock Offline
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I must confess, I was
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lol, poor kitty Grin

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Reply #6 - Oct 26^th, 2004 at 7:49pm

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LMFAO

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