Simviation Forum - Wittle Wabbit

Oct 17^th, 2004 at 7:08pm

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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She, in turn blushes, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit"

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Reply #1 - Oct 17^th, 2004 at 7:20pm

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Ozzy posted a similar joke-
http://www.simviation.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=joke;action=display;num=10...

Still a cute joke.... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #2 - Oct 17^th, 2004 at 7:27pm

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Time for me to state the obivous:

Been Posted before

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Reply #3 - Oct 17^th, 2004 at 7:31pm

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OK! i didnt know that....geez

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Reply #4 - Oct 17^th, 2004 at 7:59pm

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been posted before, as stated before, but the worst part it, it was like a week or 2 ago that it was posted

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Reply #5 - Oct 17^th, 2004 at 8:35pm

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*sigh* i get the point already.... i just won't post anymore jokes if this is the only type of response i'll get...

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Reply #6 - Oct 18^th, 2004 at 5:07am

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*sigh* i get the point already.... i just won't post anymore jokes if this is the only type of response i'll get...

Don't sweat it.....happens to the best of us.

Don't feel bad, I've posted a new joke more than once that was a dud and have gotten more than one, boo hiss and yuck.

Wait until you see a joke you posted a year or two ago get reposted and get a better response when someone else posts it. That's sort of frustrating.

Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #7 - Oct 23^rd, 2004 at 12:21am