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To Invade America (Read 497 times)
Oct 16
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, 2004 at 6:41pm
Scorpiоn
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I want to keep this a wide topic; no idea is too wild.
Your mission is to invade and occupy America. How do you do it?
The Devil's Advocate.
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Oct 16
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I assume you mean the USA. America is a big continent.
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Oct 16
th
, 2004 at 7:05pm
O-evetS
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Send in a large band of drunken Irish Canadians to burn down the White House.
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Oct 16
th
, 2004 at 7:06pm
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Well, this is a good one.
First I would land a force of 4000 men at Chesapeake Bay who would advance inland to Washington and burn down the White house (we've done it before we can do it again). After sacking Washington these troops would then withdraw back to Chesapeake bay and would be extracted ready for the next phase.
Then I would land a force in Alaska, take control of the state and use it as a toehold for invading the rest of the country.
Once this has been achieved I will launch Cruise missile strikes at powerstations through-out the country. (The stations that supply the biggest area's will have priority.)
Now that the nation is in disarray I will launch airstrikes against major bridges and more Cruise missiles at radar sites and satallite communication installations.
Finally missile attacks and airstrikes will be launched against airports/fields/bases to take out a proportion of the airforce while it's still on the ground.
Now for the land war. Invade Florida, take control and secure. The same will be done on the West coast with the Baja California. This will give us a base with which to assult the mainland.
Move inland with air superiority covering advance.
Accept surrender.
Whadda you think?
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Oct 17
th
, 2004 at 3:15am
Heretic
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Your mission is to invade and occupy America. How do you do it?
Gather a strong invasion force in Canada and Mexico and overrun the country. "Blitzkrieg" needs a revival...
Tons of nukes might work,too.
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Oct 17
th
, 2004 at 1:08pm
eno
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Who needs to invade ...... theres far more fun ways to cause havock.
Several well placed EMP (Electro Magnetic Pulse) devices in major cities and near military installations and you wouldnt have to invade ... chaos would ensue due to lack of electricty.
Just fly in and take over.
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Oct 17
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, 2004 at 8:39pm
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make a reality show to brainwash people.... oh wait
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Oct 17
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, 2004 at 11:18pm
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make a reality show to brainwash people.... oh wait
LOL, no kidding.
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Oct 18
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, 2004 at 8:03am
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Hey Scorp. Just stay put. Some folks from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security are on their way and would like to talk to you a bit.
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Oct 18
th
, 2004 at 9:53am
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Too late - It's already happening.
Phase One is already in progress; when we sent you Celine Dion. She's now busy turning Americans brains into mush with shrill whining noises.
Phase Two is when you get Anne Murray.
Tremble Americans! Your doom is near! Soon you'll be playing shinny and nibbling maple cookies!
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Oct 18
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, 2004 at 10:23am
Heretic
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Hey Scorp. Just stay put. Some folks from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security are on their way and would like to talk to you a bit.
All in fun,mate.
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Oct 18
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, 2004 at 10:35am
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I do remember military simulation board games (70s and 80s; Simulations Publications Inc, Avalon Hill, etc) and one of them "Invasion America" presupposed an invasion of a politically and militarily weakened USA.
The movie "Red Dawn" also posited such an invasion, ultimately defeated.
I think that a military invasion of the unified United States is not winnable. The conditions for an invasion would presuppose a greatly weakened socio-political structure to the point where the Union itself would be unsustainable. Before an invasion could occur, there would be breaking apart of the Republic into separate "countries".
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Oct 18
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, 2004 at 11:32am
Heretic
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The movie "Red Dawn" also posited such an invasion, ultimately defeated.
A quite nice movie.
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Oct 18
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, 2004 at 12:30pm
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Well, this is a good one.
First I would land a force of 4000 men at Chesapeake Bay who would advance inland to Washington and burn down the White house (we've done it before we can do it again). After sacking Washington these troops would then withdraw back to Chesapeake bay and would be extracted ready for the next phase.
Then I would land a force in Alaska, take control of the state and use it as a toehold for invading the rest of the country.
Once this has been achieved I will launch Cruise missile strikes at powerstations through-out the country. (The stations that supply the biggest area's will have priority.)
Now that the nation is in disarray I will launch airstrikes against major bridges and more Cruise missiles at radar sites and satallite communication installations.
Finally missile attacks and airstrikes will be launched against airports/fields/bases to take out a proportion of the airforce while it's still on the ground.
Now for the land war. Invade Florida, take control and secure. The same will be done on the West coast with the Baja California. This will give us a base with which to assult the mainland.
Move inland with air superiority covering advance.
Accept surrender.
Whadda you think?
Woody, you've had a long time to think about this, haven't you?
Nobody needs to invade America. In fact, full scale surprise invasions are quickly becoming obsolete. If you want to take control of a country today, do it with money, not with bullets.
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Oct 18
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, 2004 at 3:17pm
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Woody, you've had a long time to think about this, haven't you?
Actually I dreamt that up in about 20 minutes. Though all invasion stratagies are the same, hit 'em where their weakest and where it is easy for you to defend.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Oct 18
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, 2004 at 3:21pm
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just look north to canada, remember folks, beware the quiet one
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Oct 18
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, 2004 at 3:52pm
O-evetS
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playing shinny and nibbling maple cookies!
That brings back memories. A Canadian childhood is like no other.
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Oct 19
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, 2004 at 4:01am
Heretic
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Another way to take over the USA....just make sure that no more oil comes into the country.
Wait a decade or two and you can buy the entire country for 1.99€.
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Oct 19
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, 2004 at 5:24am
Flt.Lt.Andrew
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Ok, look at America...what do you see?
A) Cut all undersea cables, disabling international comms and television.
B) Jam American airspace to stop short wave radios from contacting outside world.
C) Using submarines, shell all the air force bases in the continent.
D) Jam all missile signals over the continent.
E) Send in Panavia Tornado strike aircraft to bomb ports and military installations on the coast (naval bases etc.)
F) Land troops of task Force East in Miami, Boston and New York.
G) Land Strike Force Central North in Wyoming and Idaho.
H) Land Strike Force West in California.
I) Bomb Washington and Nevada.
J) General invasion from coasts.
A.
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Oct 19
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, 2004 at 12:35pm
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All in fun,mate.
What are you trying to say the US Govt., does not have a sense of humor? Come on, they are very funny people. Don't you watch the news?
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Oct 19
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, 2004 at 1:51pm
Heretic
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Everytime I see Bush's face,I've gotta laugh. The joke 'bout Iraq was his best,IMO.
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Oct 19
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, 2004 at 2:49pm
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Everytime I see Bush's face,I've gotta laugh. The joke 'bout Iraq was his best,IMO.
Hijacking threads is not nice, especially when it starts turning political.
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Oct 20
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, 2004 at 8:32am
Heretic
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Just a little response/addition to this...
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Come on, they are very funny people.
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Oct 20
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, 2004 at 10:31am
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just look north to canada, remember folks, beware the quiet one
We'll throw stale doughnuts and beer bottles at you.
I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday.
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Oct 20
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i'm onto the Canadian's i mean what other use could you have for freezing cold mountains and thousands of miles of woodland, other than to hid an invasion force. Beautiful land my backside:)
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Oct 20
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, 2004 at 1:33pm
Heretic
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Craig,you mean all those beavers could invade the USA one day?
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Oct 20
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, 2004 at 3:20pm
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Craig,you mean all those beavers could invade the USA one day?
Beavers, Elk, Moose. They're all willing and waiting to go.
Just give the signal.
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Oct 20
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, 2004 at 4:21pm
Heretic
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Methinks your avatar is already commanding them to their positions.
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Oct 20
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, 2004 at 6:13pm
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Your mission is to invade and occupy America. How do you do it?
I'd first sit down and read some history books, work out that in effect, this mission is complete already, and decide therefore, to go down to the pub.
Then, I'd come up with something more silly, depending on quantity of beer consumed.
For example, If somebody applied "System Restore" to America, what date - should indeed you want to use a restore point.... - would you pick?
Posting drivel here since Jan 31st, 2002. - That long!
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Oct 20
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, 2004 at 6:28pm
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For example, If somebody applied "System Restore" to America, what date - should indeed you want to use a restore point.... - would you pick?
1492.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Oct 20
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, 2004 at 6:30pm
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Simple... Just re elect Bush and the country will most likely self destruct within 4 years
(not wanting this to turn politcical
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Oct 20
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, 2004 at 8:59pm
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Simple... Just re elect Bush and the country will most likely self destruct within 4 years
(not wanting this to turn politcical
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Too bad you just did.
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