Search the archive:
YaBB - Yet another Bulletin Board
 
   
 
Pages: 1 2 3 
Send Topic Print
To Invade America (Read 495 times)
Reply #15 - Oct 18th, 2004 at 3:21pm

Craig.   Offline
Colonel
Birmingham

Gender: male
Posts: 18590
*****
 
just look north to canada, remember folks, beware the quiet one Wink  Grin
 
IP Logged
 
Reply #16 - Oct 18th, 2004 at 3:52pm
O-evetS   Ex Member

 
Quote:
playing shinny and nibbling maple cookies!

That brings back memories. A Canadian childhood is like no other.

 
IP Logged
 
Reply #17 - Oct 19th, 2004 at 4:01am
Heretic   Ex Member

 
Another way to take over the USA....just make sure that no more oil comes into the country.
Wait a decade or two and you can buy the entire country for 1.99€. Grin
 
IP Logged
 
Reply #18 - Oct 19th, 2004 at 5:24am
Flt.Lt.Andrew   Ex Member

 
Ok, look at America...what do you see?
A) Cut all undersea cables, disabling international comms and television.

B) Jam American airspace to stop short wave radios from contacting outside world.

C) Using submarines, shell all the air force bases in the continent.

D) Jam all missile signals over the continent.

E) Send in Panavia Tornado strike aircraft to bomb ports and military installations on the coast (naval bases etc.)

F) Land troops of task Force East in Miami, Boston and New York.

G) Land Strike Force Central North in Wyoming and Idaho.

H) Land Strike Force West in California.

I) Bomb Washington and Nevada.

J) General invasion from coasts.



A.
 
IP Logged
 
Reply #19 - Oct 19th, 2004 at 12:35pm

yawsome   Offline
Colonel
I am learning to fly helos

Posts: 10
*****
 
Quote:
All in fun,mate. Wink


What are you trying to say the US Govt., does not have a sense of humor?  Come on, they are very funny people.  Don't you watch the news?
 
IP Logged
 
Reply #20 - Oct 19th, 2004 at 1:51pm
Heretic   Ex Member

 
Everytime I see Bush's face,I've gotta laugh. The joke 'bout Iraq was his best,IMO.
 
IP Logged
 
Reply #21 - Oct 19th, 2004 at 2:49pm

Felix/FFDS   Offline
Admin
FINALLY an official Granddad!
Orlando, FL

Gender: male
Posts: 1000000627
*****
 
Quote:
Everytime I see Bush's face,I've gotta laugh. The joke 'bout Iraq was his best,IMO.



Hijacking threads is not nice, especially when it starts turning political.
 

Felix/FFDS...
IP Logged
 
Reply #22 - Oct 20th, 2004 at 8:32am
Heretic   Ex Member

 
Just a little response/addition to this...

Quote:
Come on, they are very funny people.


 
IP Logged
 
Reply #23 - Oct 20th, 2004 at 10:31am

Iroquois   Offline
Colonel
Happy Halloween
Ontario Canada

Gender: male
Posts: 3244
*****
 
Quote:
just look north to canada, remember folks, beware the quiet one Wink  Grin


We'll throw stale doughnuts and beer bottles at you.  Grin
 

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink&&The Rig: &&AMD Athlon XP2000+ Palomino, ECS K7S5A 3.1, 1GB PC2700 DDR, Geforce FX5200 128mb, SB Live Platinum, 16xDVD, 16x10x40x CDRW, 40/60gb 7200rpm HDD, 325w Power, Windows XP Home SP1, Directx 9.0c with 66.81 Beta gfx drivers
IP Logged
 
Reply #24 - Oct 20th, 2004 at 11:05am

Craig.   Offline
Colonel
Birmingham

Gender: male
Posts: 18590
*****
 
i'm onto the Canadian's i mean what other use could you have for freezing cold mountains and thousands of miles of woodland, other than to hid an invasion force. Beautiful land my backside:)
 
IP Logged
 
Reply #25 - Oct 20th, 2004 at 1:33pm
Heretic   Ex Member

 
Craig,you mean all those beavers could invade the USA one day? Grin
 
IP Logged
 
Reply #26 - Oct 20th, 2004 at 3:20pm
sTEVE-o   Ex Member

 
Quote:
Craig,you mean all those beavers could invade the USA one day? Grin


Beavers, Elk, Moose. They're all willing and waiting to go.
Just give the signal.

Wink
 
IP Logged
 
Reply #27 - Oct 20th, 2004 at 4:21pm
Heretic   Ex Member

 
Methinks your avatar is already commanding them to their positions. Grin
 
IP Logged
 
Reply #28 - Oct 20th, 2004 at 6:13pm

4_Series_Scania   Offline
Colonel
He who laughs last, thinks
slowest.
Stoke on Trent England U.K.

Gender: male
Posts: 3638
*****
 
Quote:
Your mission is to invade and occupy America.  How do you do it?



I'd first sit down and read some history books, work out that in effect, this mission is complete already, and decide therefore, to go down to the pub.
Then, I'd come up with something more silly, depending on quantity of beer consumed.  Grin

For example, If somebody applied "System Restore" to America, what date - should indeed you want to use a restore point.... - would you pick?  Wink
 

Posting drivel here since Jan 31st, 2002. - That long!
IP Logged
 
Reply #29 - Oct 20th, 2004 at 6:28pm

Woodlouse2002   Offline
Colonel
I like jam.
Cornwall, England

Gender: male
Posts: 12574
*****
 
Quote:
For example, If somebody applied "System Restore" to America, what date - should indeed you want to use a restore point.... - would you pick?  Wink


1492. Grin
 

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
IP Logged
 
Pages: 1 2 3 
Send Topic Print