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Oct 16^th, 2004 at 1:33am

Travis Offline
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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,"What the heck is going on?"

The drunk, still staring down, replied:

"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

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Reply #1 - Oct 16^th, 2004 at 10:12am

flyboy 28 Offline
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Ohhhhhh man, thats good. Grin

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Reply #2 - Oct 16^th, 2004 at 10:16am

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Now that is good and so close to Halloween to

Thanks Ender!

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug

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Reply #3 - Oct 16^th, 2004 at 1:07pm

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lol

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #4 - Oct 16^th, 2004 at 6:35pm

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lol....

Heard it before, but still def. very funny!

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Reply #5 - Oct 17^th, 2004 at 8:13pm

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damn that is good

A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....&&&&Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.

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Reply #6 - Oct 18^th, 2004 at 12:18am

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I needed that laugh! LOL thanks

MY computer:&&Pentium 4, 3.2 ghz &&1 GIG Ram&&250 gig hard drive&&Geforce 7600 512 mb&& Im happy with it.................For now.

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