This is a true story but very funny.
Up to 3 years ago I was a Taxi driver in East Cambridgeshire for 13 years.
I the last year of cab driving I worked for a small firm with 5 cabs and all the cab had talk thru on the radio plus a radio in the Bosses living room where his wife answered the phone calls and gave out the jobs to the cabs, so at anyone time up to 27 people will here any thing said on the radio.
One of the cab drivers was a buxom blond lady of about 30 from Essex named Karin.
On my way into town I saw Karin cab in a gas station at the air pump.
This is what was herd on a busy Saturday night.
Mick “Are you OK Karin”
Karin “Yes I had to put some air in the back wheal it cost me 20p at the other gas station it is free”
M “Yes but it is better air at that gas station that is why you have to pay for it”
K “What do you mean better air”
M “ At that air pump you put the right air in your car for where it was made, French air for French Cars, English air for English cars, and so on”
K “I did not know that, I did not see the buttons for that”
M “ OH DEAR”
K “What will happen if I put in the wrong air”
M “I don’t know”
K “ Will it go bang”
M “It might”
At this point Karin turned round and headed back to base 5 miles away to get the boss to change the air in her tire at about 20 mph. When She got there the boss went along with the joke for a few min’s then burst out laughing.
Then their was a radio call from Karin “Mick You B*****d”.
This is all True  I was that B*****d

haha...if I would have seen a buxom blonde at the gas station...I woulda said: hey baby  8) need some help  hahahahaha 


I'm glad my g/f doesnt come here 


Brandon