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Oct 10
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, 2004 at 5:27pm
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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
Because he doesn't want everyone to know he's been screwing a chicken.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Oct 10
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now that's a real mind blower...
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Oct 10
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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Oct 10
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ROFL!
I'm a simple minded person...one time someone said, A$$-Crack and I busted out laughing
So...I find that funny...LMAO
Brandon
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Oct 10
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LOL,
but we find them anyone.
Subtle theme there.... LOL
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Oct 11
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ROFL!
I'm a simple minded person...one time someone said, A$$-Crack and I busted out laughing
So...I find that funny...LMAO
Brandon
Your one of those are you? You'll find the phrase GAY BUM WILLY SEX hilarious I reckon.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Oct 11
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Your one of those are you? You'll find the phrase GAY BUM WILLY SEX hilarious I reckon.
lol, that's funny..
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Oct 11
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lol
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee
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Oct 12
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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
Because he doesn't want everyone to know he's been screwing a chicken.
??? ??? ??? ???
or maybe is my poor english that doesn't let me understand it ???,the chicken has a purporse in this life,to put eggs for humans,why does the easter bunny is so worried about,i dont know, this is hiding a big mistery of life,like who was first the chicken or the egg.....
...LOL..
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Oct 13
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??? ??? ??? ???
or maybe is my poor english that doesn't let me understand it ???,the chicken has a purporse in this life,to put eggs for humans,why does the easter bunny is so worried about,i dont know, this is hiding a big mistery of life,like who was first the chicken or the egg.....
...LOL..
In this case, it was the bunny....
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Makes you wonder how the hare was created...
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