Two women die and go to heaven. They arrive at the gates but there's a wait so they get talking.

The first woman turns to the blond woman sitting next to her and says "So how did you go?"
The blond says "I froze to death."
"That must have been awful." says the first woman.
"Not really. At first you shiver a lot and then get very sleepy and then you go peacefully."

The blond then asks the first woman "So how did you go?"
"Well..." She says. "I thought my husband was having an affair but I could never prove it. So, I decided to come home early one day so that I could catch him in the act. When I got in the door he was just sitting in his chair watching TV. I was darn sure he was just acting and the woman was hidding around somewhere. I went running around the house looking for her. I got so worked up about it, I had a heart attack."

"That's terrible." Says the blond. "If you had just checked the freezer we'd both be still alive."

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LOL  what hapened to the man, two ghost haunting his house i guess   

Stiz

lol