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Two Whales (Read 192 times)

Sep 29^th, 2004 at 6:00am

MadMick Offline
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Two blue whales swimming in the sea.
One whale says to the other whale “See that ship over there”
“Yes” says the 2nd whale, 1st whale “That is a whaling ship if they see us they will kill us”.
“Well what are we going to do about it then” says the 2nd whale.
“I know” says the 1st whale “I will swim over there and make sure they see me, then while they are looking at me you swim under the ship and blow with your blow hole as hard as you can and that will capsize the ship”
So that is what they did, the ship capsized then sank and all the sailors where in the sea.
1st whale “See those sailors if they get rescued they will come after us again.”
2nd whale “Well what are we going to do about it then.”
1st whale “I know you go and eat them”
2nd whale “You must be joking! I do not mind giving them a Blow Job but I am not swallowing the Seamen!”

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Reply #1 - Sep 29^th, 2004 at 11:28am

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YUK!

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Reply #2 - Sep 29^th, 2004 at 11:59am

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LMAO, didn't see that coming Grin

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Reply #3 - Sep 29^th, 2004 at 2:26pm