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Keeping the kiddies at bay! (Read 197 times)

Sep 27^th, 2004 at 3:06pm

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One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife.

“Hello,” he starts, “I’m doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?”

“Yes. My husband and I use it during sex,” she answers.

The researcher is taken aback. “Um, er, I admire you for your honesty,” he continues. “Can you tell me exactly how you use it?”

“Sure, we put it on the doorknob so the kids can’t get in.”

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Reply #1 - Sep 27^th, 2004 at 5:09pm

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LMAO

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Reply #2 - Sep 27^th, 2004 at 10:37pm

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lol, another oldie, but a goodie!

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Reply #3 - Sep 28^th, 2004 at 5:25pm

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Great joke!! Not a bad idea either for those of us with young children!!

Jim

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Reply #4 - Oct 1^st, 2004 at 5:53pm

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good idea, to keep the parents away... jidding

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