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World's toughest dog (Read 794 times)
Sep 26
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, 2004 at 1:06pm
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Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be declared the winner and no longer interfere with the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings,which gave him all the milk.
After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen.
Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near it. When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal.
It was a 18 foot long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Osama's monster dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund--- but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief,
"We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener dog."
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Sep 26
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Pretty scary huh?
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Nasty, yet strangely amusing
Romulus strikes again 8)
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Sep 26
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LOL
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Sep 26
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lol
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Sep 26
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Just for me,the joke would be funnier if you wouldn't mentioned that piece of &$"% Osama,perhaps saddam i would swalowed
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Sep 27
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I don't like it. It tells me that Bush can't beat Osama unless he cheats.
But, Osama didn't say "no cheating" did he?
What do computers and air conditioners have in common?
They both will work perfectly, until you open windows.
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Sep 27
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I don't like it. It tells me that Bush can't beat Osama unless he cheats.
But, Osama didn't say "no cheating" did he?
It's a joke for crying out loud, don't make it into a political statement, please.
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Sep 27
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It's a joke for crying out loud, don't make it into a political statement, please.
Exactly
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Sep 28
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N769JC: "Isn't simulating
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It's a joke for crying out loud, don't make it into a political statement, please.
Well, I
thought
I was trying to be funny, I should have worded it differently.
What do computers and air conditioners have in common?
They both will work perfectly, until you open windows.
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Sep 28
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Well, I
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I was trying to be funny, I should have worded it differently.
No problem, I may have just misunderstood your intent.
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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im gettin a kick out of it
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Romulus111VADT
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im gettin a kick out of it
Sort of puts a new twist on the military and it's old saying, "Adapt and overcome", doesn't it.
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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LOL!!! 8)
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Oct 10
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How insulting.
Americans have to cheat to win...
And this is a political statement, if it isn't, why isn't other people used, for example miahail jackson himslef and someone else.
This is utterly degrading and morally bankrupt.
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