Simviation Forum - Cute liddle wabbit

Sep 24^th, 2004 at 4:40pm

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An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a petshop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:

"Excuthe me, mithter do you keep widdle wabbiths?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,"Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,

"I don't fink my python weally givth a phuck"

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Reply #1 - Sep 24^th, 2004 at 4:42pm

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HAHAHAHA

.....LOL

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Reply #2 - Sep 24^th, 2004 at 4:42pm

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Reply #3 - Sep 24^th, 2004 at 4:49pm

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LMAO......good one Mark. Grin

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Reply #4 - Sep 24^th, 2004 at 6:27pm

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Awwwwww LOL Grin

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Reply #5 - Sep 24^th, 2004 at 10:14pm

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Kids these days, I'll tell ya what... Grin

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Reply #6 - Sep 25^th, 2004 at 2:47am

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Already been posted before Wink

Still funny though Grin

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Reply #7 - Sep 25^th, 2004 at 5:54pm

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Cute.

Reaaaallllllly cute . . . Roll Eyes

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Reply #8 - Sep 26^th, 2004 at 12:32pm

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NICE!

Any moment, everything can change, Feel the wind on your shoulder, For a minute, all the world can wait, Let go of your yesterday. Can you hear it calling? Can you feel it in your soul? Can you trust this longing? And take control, Fly! Open up the part of you that wants to hide away! You can shine, Forget about the reasons why you can't in life, And start to try, cause it's your time, Time to fly. - H.D., Fly
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Reply #9 - Sep 30^th, 2004 at 7:18pm

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Reply #10 - Oct 1^st, 2004 at 5:44pm

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ive read better, and ive read worse, but this one isnt to bad

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