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Sep 21^st, 2004 at 8:25pm

Romulus111VADT Offline
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GOOD
A North Carolina State Trooper had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which
read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".

The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an Automated radar post in Charlotte, North Carolina. A $95.00 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $95.00. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a North Carolina State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, She said, "I'll bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the N.C. State Police Ball."

He replied, "North Carolina State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

I know I posted the last one before.....but it still holds up as the best police ooops.... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #1 - Sep 22^nd, 2004 at 11:49am

Tequila Sunrise Offline
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LOL

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #2 - Sep 22^nd, 2004 at 4:22pm

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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #3 - Sep 22^nd, 2004 at 5:09pm

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LMFAO

Keep em coming 8)

Regards,
Stratobat

&&&&'If the literal sense makes good sense, seek no other sense lest you come up with nonsense'

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Reply #4 - Sep 23^rd, 2004 at 10:40pm

Jared Offline
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lol, seen them all before, but worth reliving....

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Reply #5 - Sep 24^th, 2004 at 8:48am

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I must confess, I was
born at a very early
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AMD Athlon 64 3700+&&GeForce FX5200 256Mb&&1GB DDR400 DC&&Seagate 500Gb SATA-300 HDD&&Windows XP Professional X64 Edition&&&&That's right, I'm now using an AMD! I decided to give them another try and they kicked the pants off of my P4 3.4!

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Reply #6 - Sep 25^th, 2004 at 1:08am