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The Not-Exactly-Math Wiz Quiz (Read 177 times)
Sep 10th, 2004 at 11:24pm

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1.) A plane crashes on the U.S.-Canaidan border, where do you bury the surriviors?

2.) Your stuck in the freezing cold with only one match, a piece of paper, a candle, and a karosene lamp. Which do you light first?

3.) Is there a 4th of July in England?

4.) What is 12 divided by one-half?

5.)A doctor gives a paitent 3 pills, and tells him to take one every half hour. How long does the pills last?

6.) A man buys a houlse with all 4 walls facing South, and a bear walks by. What color is the bear?

7.)A shepherd had 17 sheep, all but nine died. How many are left?

8.)In a typical 12 month calendar, some month have 31 days, and others have 30. How many month have 28 days?

9.)How of each kind of animal did Moses take into his ark?

10.)A man sits under a tree, another man walks by. You asks the man that just walked by "Who is that man sitting under the tree?" And he replies, "I have no brothers or sisters. That man' [sitting under the tree] father's father is my father." Who is the man thats sitting under the tree, in relationship to the man that just walked by?

11.)Can you marry your widow's sister?

12.)How much soil is in a hole thats 1 cm x 1 cm x 1cm?

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Reply #1 - Sep 11th, 2004 at 3:30am

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01. Nowhere, they're still alive!
02. The Match.
03. Yes.
04. 6 ?? ?? ?? ??
05. 1 Hour.
06. White.
07. 9.
08. 12.
09. None.
10. He's his Son.
11. Nope... Your Dead!
12. None... It's a hole!

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Reply #2 - Sep 11th, 2004 at 11:46am

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Whoa.................Stratobat got most of them on the first try.................guess these were too easy Shocked Shocked

Number 4 is still out for grab...

Edit*- decided to add another one

13.) In which book of the Bible did Abel kill Cain?
 
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Reply #3 - Sep 11th, 2004 at 12:36pm

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#4: 12/0.5 is 24

 

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Reply #4 - Sep 11th, 2004 at 5:59pm

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13. Wasn't it Cain who killed Abel Wink

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Reply #5 - Sep 11th, 2004 at 7:11pm

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Damn, Stratobat is good.............................
 
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