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Potential vs Reality (Read 181 times)

Sep 9^th, 2004 at 7:41pm

Stratobat Offline
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Youngest son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potential and reality"?

Dad: I will show you. Dad turns to his wife and asks: Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1
million dollars?

Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?

Daughter: Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!

Dad turns to his elder son: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?

Elder son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would not even hesitate!

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son, 'potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in 'reality' we are living with two hookers and a moffie!"

Regards,
Stratobat

&&&&'If the literal sense makes good sense, seek no other sense lest you come up with nonsense'

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Reply #1 - Sep 9^th, 2004 at 8:38pm

Iroquois Offline
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lol

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #2 - Sep 10^th, 2004 at 6:25am

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lol

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Reply #3 - Sep 11^th, 2004 at 10:44pm

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AMD Athlon 64 3700+&&GeForce FX5200 256Mb&&1GB DDR400 DC&&Seagate 500Gb SATA-300 HDD&&Windows XP Professional X64 Edition&&&&That's right, I'm now using an AMD! I decided to give them another try and they kicked the pants off of my P4 3.4!

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Reply #4 - Sep 12^th, 2004 at 9:53pm

BFMF Offline
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been posted before Wink

old, but still funny Grin

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My Reality Check Bounced

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