A 80 year old woman hires a cable guy to hook up cable for her, and when the cable guy arrived the old lady told him "I have to run by the store, but I will be back shortly, but just to warn you, there is a ferocious looking dog, but if you don't bother him, you will be all right, and the parrot is very rude but just ignore him."
And just like that the old lady left, and the cable guy goes into the house and, indeed, the dog was ferocious, but the dog was napping. Then he met the parrot, who was very rude, every sentence that came out of its mouth contained at least one profanity.
And so the cable guy worked and put up with the parrot, but when he was done he thought that "hey, I'm done, I don't have to put up with this thing any more" so he yelled at the parrot "You got a attitude problem, and I suggest that you shut the hell up!" Then without a warning, the parrot yelled out "Get him Spiky!"
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