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Playing Around (Read 198 times)

Aug 24^th, 2004 at 8:19pm

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A young man gets ship wrecked and stranded on a desert island.A few years pass, then a stunning blonde swims ashore. Wearing a tight diveing suit, she walks over to the young man and asks him "When was the last time you had a cigarette?" "Years ago" he replyed. With that she undid the the left breast pocket and passed him a pack of cigarettes. He lit one and blew the smoke out with a smile. She then asked him " When was the last time you had a good drink?" "Again years" he replyed. With that she undid the right breast pocket and pulled out a hip flask full of the best whiskey and gave it to him. He had a long drink from the flask, he now felt he was in heaven!! The stunning blonde then started to pull the zip between her breasts down and asked "When was the last time you played around?"
"F++k me" he said "You got a set of clubs in there"

If your not part of the answer your part of the problem! &&I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. &&&&

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Reply #1 - Aug 24^th, 2004 at 9:23pm

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heh

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Reply #2 - Aug 25^th, 2004 at 7:35am

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groan

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Reply #3 - Aug 25^th, 2004 at 6:13pm