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After a night out (Read 306 times)

Aug 24^th, 2004 at 1:42pm

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How many times have you come home after a night on the beer, opened the front door, taken your shoes off, crept up the stairs, gently opened the bedroom door, silently got undressed, and just as you are about to get in the bed, you hear.."WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE TIME IS"

Well, next time you have been out, slam the front door, clonk up the stairs, throw open the bedroom door, chuck your shoes in the corner, slump down on the bed and say......."Give us a bl**job"
I bet you she's asleep!!!!!!!! Grin

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Reply #1 - Aug 24^th, 2004 at 2:11pm

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Now THAT sounds like a plan 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

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Reply #2 - Aug 24^th, 2004 at 7:32pm

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women who the hell understand them Angry

why did God made them beatifull and nesesary
we dont want them ,but we can't live without them Grin

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Reply #3 - Aug 25^th, 2004 at 7:37am

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I reckon your screwed either way Roll Eyes

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Reply #4 - Aug 25^th, 2004 at 8:17am

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I reckon your screwed either way Roll Eyes

Pun intended?

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Reply #5 - Aug 25^th, 2004 at 9:19am

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I think that might actually work! Wink

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Reply #6 - Aug 26^th, 2004 at 12:49pm