A boy was fishing alongside an older gentleman and the old man had a heap of fish piled up beside him and the little boy had none. He walked over  to the old man and said, "Hey, mister, how do you catch so many fish?" And the old man replyed "Heep you woms wam." The boy said "Huh?" The old man went *pitooy!* "Keep your worms warm."

That makes no sense whatsoever...  ???