Lol, I have done a few of these Some of them I added on myself  

*1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

2. Put M&M's on layaway.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

*4. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to the highest level. (Lol I did that one today  )

*5. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

6.Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms.

7. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

8. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

9. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

10. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you floss your teeth.

11. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men

12. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

13. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

14. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.

*15. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

16. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

17. Ride a bike around the store, asking customers if they need a ride to the cashiers.

*18. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"

19. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

20. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. Or tell them your life story...

21. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

*22. Place a mirror in front of a beta fish and see what happens.

*24. Put dry dog food in the cereal section.

*25. Take random items and scatter them throughout the store.

*26. Play "Scavenger hunt"

*27. Go to the perfume/bodyspray section and spray them all around the aisle.

28. Get into a large suitcase from the luggage area, pretend your a pirate and when other customers walk by say "Ahoy matee!"

*29. Smell the candles.

30. Smell all the flowers in the garden/plant section.

*31. Smell the tires in the auto section while your at it too...(did that today in fact  )

32. Set up a fishing pole in the parking lot, cast off, then when someone walks by say "Whoa! I got a big one!"

*33. Walk around the whole store until you have gone through all the aisles. (well just about all the aisles)

34. Get a whole bunch of items and bring them to the cashier. After they ring up and tell you your total, pretend to look shocked, then say "never mind" and walk away.

35. Put barbie dolls in other customers carts when they aren't looking.

36. Set up a grill and have a barbeque the woman's clothing section.

37. Wave and say "Hi!" to everyone you see in the store!

38. Run around the store yelling "MY EYES! MY EYES!" until someone asks if your OK. Then say "I can see again!" and run away.

*39. Bounce around through the isles on the extra large bouncey balls.

40. Ask the employee in the front of the store to page different people that you dislike.

41. Play "Capture the Flag"

*42.At the store exit say "Thank you come again!" to leaving customers in an Asian accent.

The ones w/ stars next to them are the ones I did * 

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What happened? Did it starts swimming around wildly and hitting the glass?

lol  

Ah... The many things to do at Walmart.

My favorite by far is when you see someone at the register checking out that you really hate or just cant stand them...   Quickly go to the isle with the condoms and such.   Grab a couple boxes of condoms and a bottle of lube...  Run to them, throw them on the counter, and yell "you dropped these back there!"   but only take a quick look at their expression and get away before they have time to think of who it was.   If you have a buddy there to have them with camera at the ready.   talk about some Kodac moments

done that to 3 or 4 people from my old school.   Probably good i dont go there anymore

During the Haloween season a few years back (when I was in high school-we were on a water polo trip), me and my friends made a small little hockey rink in one of the sections.  We used a small plastic pumpkin as a puck and witch's brooms as hockey sticks.  Later, we played capture the flag all over the store-we were asked to leave when one of my friend's tackeled me through some stuffed animal display-it was fun.

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Hmmm....that gives me an idea(s)! I added another more to the list   Thanks! You know if any of y'all have any ideas I'll be more than happy to add them! The more things to do the more fun it is!