Simviation Forum - Consumer Product Satisfaction

Jul 28^th, 2004 at 7:19pm

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Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best! Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and somehow ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the Detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative & then my attorney called & said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!

I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, got to go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people next.

Grin

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Reply #1 - Jul 28^th, 2004 at 11:48pm

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LMAO

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Reply #2 - Jul 29^th, 2004 at 4:14am

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Reply #3 - Jul 29^th, 2004 at 5:23am

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lol

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Reply #4 - Jul 29^th, 2004 at 8:47am

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LOL

Good one

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Reply #5 - Jul 29^th, 2004 at 9:13am

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LOL

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Reply #6 - Jul 29^th, 2004 at 10:44am

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Wow, that's a good one. Grin

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Reply #7 - Aug 1^st, 2004 at 12:19pm

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lol...

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Reply #8 - Aug 2^nd, 2004 at 5:06am

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Yikes!

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Reply #9 - Aug 2^nd, 2004 at 11:28am

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Reply #10 - Aug 2^nd, 2004 at 3:05pm

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LOL!

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Reply #11 - Aug 2^nd, 2004 at 5:02pm

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LOL, thats pretty good. Grin

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Reply #12 - Aug 8^th, 2004 at 6:48pm

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Oh man, that is really reaching... Roll Eyes

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