Simviation Forum - Five tips for a woman

Jul 20^th, 2004 at 5:37am

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1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

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Reply #1 - Jul 20^th, 2004 at 9:18am

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Cough Cough...........you just made me swallow my gum..................is orbit toxic???

ROFLMAO Grin

Jeff

P.S. I was serious about the gum

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Reply #2 - Jul 24^th, 2004 at 8:58pm

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lol,

b.t.w most chewing gum is toxic

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Reply #3 - Jul 24^th, 2004 at 9:05pm

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If it were toxic, what would be the difference between chewing it and swallowing it?

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Reply #4 - Jul 24^th, 2004 at 9:08pm

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Uh oh...................

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Reply #5 - Jul 25^th, 2004 at 3:09am

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what would be the difference between chewing it and swallowing it

Well everyone would know when you farted as you'd get a big bubble float out of your rear Grin

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Reply #6 - Jul 25^th, 2004 at 1:03pm

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Well everyone would know when you farted as you'd get a big bubble float out of your rear Grin

Only if you had the proper seal.
If not, make sure your not aimed at a lamp.

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Reply #7 - Jul 26^th, 2004 at 9:41pm

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You guys are gonna make me sick laughing so hard.... Grin

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Reply #8 - Jul 27^th, 2004 at 6:32am

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I wonder what would happen if you swallowed a condom and then farted... a dirigible? Grin

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Reply #9 - Jul 27^th, 2004 at 6:59am

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Oh lovely thought Mark. I haven't the slightest idea.

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Reply #10 - Jul 27^th, 2004 at 5:52pm

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I wonder what would happen if you swallowed a condom and then farted... a dirigible? Grin

Your never all there...... Grin

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Reply #11 - Jul 27^th, 2004 at 6:13pm

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Paul I've never claimed to be all there, or even partly Grin

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