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Jul 5^th, 2004 at 11:39am

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Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent
over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would
just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in
the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting
to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone,
she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart
would be.

"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your
left breast." Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee.

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Reply #1 - Jul 5^th, 2004 at 11:58am

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lol...

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Reply #2 - Jul 5^th, 2004 at 12:36pm

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Jeez, that sick ... I like it!

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Reply #3 - Jul 5^th, 2004 at 2:11pm

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Worth a snigger. Grin

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Reply #4 - Jul 5^th, 2004 at 2:14pm

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I just had a frightening thought. Jordan at the age of 93. Shocked

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Reply #5 - Jul 5^th, 2004 at 2:23pm

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She'll have to watch her step. Grin

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #6 - Jul 5^th, 2004 at 8:20pm

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She'll have to watch her step. Grin

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