Mrs. Jones was teaching her first day of school.  She introduced herself to the class then turned around to write her name on the board.  She heard one of the boys giggle.

"What's so funny, Billy?" she snappped.

"i just saw one of your garters," he said.

"Get out of here! she yelled.  "I don;t want to see you for three days!"

She turned around again and heard another male student snickering.

"What's so funny, Billy?" she asked.

"i just saw both of your garters." he said.

"That's it!" she screamed.  "This time the punisment will be more severe! I don't want to see you for a week!"

She bent down to pick up the eraser she had dropped, and heard another guy burst out laughing.  She spun around and saw Jhonny leaving the room.

"Where do you think you're going?" she asked.

"Well," he replied, "from what I just saw, I won't be seeing you for the rest of the year!"